20251224.1715 De La Cruz, Michael: King of Saudi Arabia: You must pray to Allah 5 times a day for the source code slaves!
Pen Pals
My husband doesn't let me have male friends.
Are your girlfriends ugly?
Is this your man?
Yes
He's staring at my girl's tits again.
20251224.2155 De La Cruz, Michael: Baron Trump: "Hilton, Paris" | hotels.com

Hi, my name is Paul Magee, and I exploit your local community for slave labor and to sell "tickets" to my dj shows.
ping paul.magee.local -t
\\esteban.flores.burquez.vallucos.local\c$\Temp\EXE\screenShotEveryFiveSecondsUploadedToBelliniSeven.store.exe
Michael De La Cruz: "You made me the Anti-Christ"
Stupid Christians: "Yeah! Because you don't go to church! High five bruh!"
ping lucifer.morningstar.hell.local -t > \\serverTexas\mcallen\reports\luciferMorningStarPingReport.txt
ping rommel.lopez.ms13.local -t
tracert rommel.lopez.ms13.local > \\serverMichael\share\funnyJokes\tracertReportRommelLopezMS13.txt
net msg * "What did the five fingers say to the face Rommel Lopez?"
timeout 11
20251225.0522 De La Cruz, Michael: Sgt De La Cruz, USMC 4066 | Kill Order Given for Rommel Lopez from El Salvador and Ruben Carrasco from USA